Girls these days like
sexy guys that can cook.
They find guys that can cook
to be sexy.
The chief's hobby is cooking.
He cooks my goose every day.
You call this a project proposal?
Yet you still get paid every month?
Today's dish is...
Minced meat, minced meat...
He makes me drink every night.
Wine pork belly.
This is nuts...
I think I'm at my limit.
I can't think straight.
I can't think of any good ideas.
Is my brain fried?
So why were you late?
What excuse can I give?
Out of material, out of material...
The subway got a flat tire...
I've run out of patience.
- Come here. / - I'm sorry!
I'm on my way to see the director.
I'm very nervous.
My future at this company
is on the line.
I straighten out my clothes
and take a deep breath.
I have to win the director's approval.
Hello, sir!
Thanks for being at my daughter's wedding.
- Mr. Song, right? / - Yes.
- I'll remember you. / - Yes!
Showing up, showing up...
If he didn't see me come,
I'd be in big trouble.
I saw a movie recently.
They say manners maketh man.
I'm going to be well-mannered from now.
- Chief, the project proposal. / - Okay.
You call this a project...
Eunyoung.
Have you lost your mind?
Would you like me to yell at you?
So well-mannered, so well-mannered...
That's why I didn't write one.
I'll hit you with both hands.
Mannered hands.
What?
My dad collapsed...
You said that last week.
Out of material, out of material...
- My grandma... / - 3 weeks ago.
- My uncle... / - A month ago.
Out of family members...
Everyone, hang in there.
Everyone, smile.
Even if you're tired and down, smile.
These brats...
Cutting class and going to a LAN center?
Their mothers should be here soon.
Teacher, are you there?
Hello, Sangeun's mom.
Hello.
Have a seat.
Sorry to call you in like this.
It's okay.
- She has a drama shoot... / - Manager Yu.
Why did you call me in?
Sangeun cut class and went to
a LAN center. This isn't the first time either.
I bet you're very worried about Sangeun.
I bought this on my way here.
Try some.
You didn't have to...
This is good.
- Is it good? / - Yes.
Well, it's supposed to paralyze you.
What?
You know too much about Sangeun.
I need you to disappear.
What are you doing?
This was acting like a psychopath.
Why would you do that here?
Method!
Forget that! Go sit over there.
Kiyul.
I'm here.
Your first love.
People will misunderstand. You were just
my tutor as a kid, Yungi's mom.
I saw your messenger app profile message.
You still haven't forgotten me.
What did I write?
"I'm so sad that I can't cry."
Anna, Anna.
Why'd you write my name?
Are you sad because of me?
It's not like that!
This isn't your name!
I wrote that I couldn't cry!
Fine. Let's just say it's tears.
Geez...
Stop doing this to me.
I have a girlfriend.
A good girl that can't even drink.
- She can't drink? / - That's right.
- You're being deceived. / - What?
- I'll tell you. / - Tell me what?
When you're done with your date
your girlfriend calls her friend.
"Chicken feet and soju? Agreed!"
She meets her friend and takes a shot.
The soju is sweet.
She'll be able to drink.
She keeps drinking.
Then her friend says something.
"Hey, you're drunk."
She gets angry at that and...
"I am not drunk."
But her elbow slips off the table.
Then she feels sick.
She runs to the bathroom.
For girls, the friend always follows.
The friend is going nuts in the bathroom.
"Anna. Open the door, Anna. Open up!"
The friend must be wasted. Why?
The door is already open.
She goes in...
She's one with the toilet.
The friend stands behind her
and kindly holds her hair.
"Go ahead and throw up. You'll feel better."
"I've never thrown up.
I never throw up from drinking."
But her fingers are already wet.
She's already tried doing this...
"Just throw up."
"It won't come out?"
"That hurts!"
"My back hurts more!"
Please just sit still.
- Next is Hyeoncheol's mom. / - Teacher!
Geez...
It's nice to be out thanks to my son.
Have a seat.
Hyeoncheol cut class and
went to a LAN center.
If he keeps doing this in 12th grade,
he'll definitely fail his entrance exam.
No!
My son can't become a prisoner too!
I didn't say prisoner.
Teacher.
Did my son leave you something?
He said to give you this.
What's with the cake?
It's the guard's birthday.
You're working hard on your birthday
following me around. Let's congratulate him.
Happy birthday to you!
I missed.
What did you do to my manager?
I'm sorry.
Have a seat, ladies.
Don't get all worked up over a cake.
Listen to me.
The boys used to listen when
they got suspended but ever since
it became point deductions
they stopped listening.
I'm going to change the system back
and suspend them if they're bad.
Look here! You can't change it back!
Even if it's the same law, the recent one
takes higher priority over the older one.
Don't you know to prioritize the new law?
Know what happens if you don't follow this?
You'll be put in jail with me.
Stop being scary talking about your world.
This isn't the time for this.
Teacher, tell us what will happen.
You're dragging it out and it's frustrating.
So frustrating!
What a frustrating person!
How frustrating!
Manager Yu.
Let's not waste time and go.
Yes.
What are you doing?
This is airport fashion.
It's so hard to counsel!
They're back in 2015.
Nami and Bungbung!
When it's night again...
I don't want to be alone.
- Hey, Bungbung. / - Yeah.
I went to my hometown this weekend.
- Where is your hometown? / - Gongju.
You're Korean?
- Stop kidding around! / - Okay, okay.
I dozed off for a bit and woke up
on the bus to Gongju.
Some handsome guy was leaning
on my shoulder and sleeping.
Then what?
The guy woke up and
apologized to me profusely.
Then what?
So I said, "If you're that sorry
treat me to a movie."
What did he say?
He gave me $10.
Want to see a movie with me?
- Nami. / - Yeah.
Watch 2 movies.
Who wants to see a movie with me?
- No! / - What?
- Sangmin. / - Yeah.
I'm going to tell this girl that I like her.
I'll hide inside this box.
When she gets here tap on it twice.
Then I'll pop out and surprise her!
- Okay. So I just tap twice? / - Okay, okay.
She's coming!
Sangho!
- Hello, Sangho. / - Oh, hello...
She's really pretty...
Oh, hey.
Why'd you want to see me?
Will you go out with me?
Then today is our first day as a couple.
Okay! See you later!
- Okay. / - Goodness!
Have you lost your mind?
What are you going to do?
- I have a plan. / - What?
- Will you go out with me? / - Okay.
Hey!
Jerk...
It's the time you love! Bungbung time!
Couples say, "I want you, I love you."
Singles say...
I want to be loved.
- Hey! / - What?
Stop singing songs like this?
Why?
The thing is...
Someone in the audience kept
looking into my eyes.
It's probably because you look weird.
A girl can sense these things.
Just hit on him.
- It could be fate. / - Yeah.
Make your own fate. Who is it?
- Who is it? / - Make your own destiny.
- Who looked at you? / - Excuse me...
- Who is it? / - In the front row?
Over there... Not you.
Not you.
- Geez... / - Nami rejected someone.
Nami has standards too!
Over here... 1, 2, 3, 4. The fourth row.
- 1, 2, 3, 4. / - The guy in black.
The guy in black.
Give him a mic.
- Sorry, but can you stand up? / - Hold on...
How do you always pick handsome guys?
I have perfect vision.
Sir...
- Sir. / - Yes.
Sorry, but do you have a girlfriend?
- No, I don't. / - He doesn't.
- I love his voice! / - Hold on.
Then we'll test you to see
if you two were destined.
Pick one of two choices.
Okay...
Mountain or sea.
1, 2, 3.
- Mountain. / - Mountain.
- Goodness! / - Not yet.
- Wow! Hold on... / - Could be coincidence.
- One more time. / - Am I getting married?
Married? Come on. One more time.
If you say the same thing this time
you two were destined. You have to date.
You have to date her if you get this right.
You all are witnesses.
- You're witnesses. / - You're witnesses.
You have to date her if you get this right.
Last one.
Black bean or spicy seafood noodles.
1, 2, 3!
- Black bean! / - Spicy seafood.
What was that? Hold on...
Excuse me!
Why'd you say it so late?
- Nami. / - Yeah.
- This is your fate. Just drop it. / - No!
Wait! One more time!
Hello, viewers.
I'm Kim Kiyul of Atomic Pride.
The best comedic actor Charlie Chaplin
said this once.
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
You all almost wasted your day today...
If we didn't run this skit.
This kind of pointless men's pride can be
seen by age group at baseball games.
These are great seats.
Right?
If we sit here
you can even hear the cheerleaders breathe!
Will the players hear my voice?
Seungyeop! I'm here!
Let's sit down.
- Awesome, seats. / - Right?
I had to click my finger off online
to get us these seats.
We can hear the players breathe from here.
Nice.
That player is so handsome.
Yeah...
We're rooting for the same team?
We're in this together!
Let's go!
We're together! Yeah!
Did you bring the stuff for the game?
Of course I did. Here.
Take these.
Why'd you bring so much water?
Who said it was water?
Hey...
- Why are they playing like that? / - Hey...
Seungyeop! Seungyeop! Over here!
Look at me! Look!
Don't look at me!
Look at the ball!
That's why you stink at baseball!
All you do is play baseball and
you couldn't even hit that?
- I'm so upset. Take a drink. / - Let's drink!
We should cheer too.
Step aside.
Hey, Kim Sangsu!
Run right after you hit the ball like this!
1, 2, 3, 4! 1, 2, 3, 4!
And lastly...
- You slide... / - Slide like this.
Slide!
Goodness!
- Am I safe? / - What?
Am I safe?
You're out!
- Too bad. / - Go back to your seat!
Too bad for you.
A hit! Is it going over?
Home run!
Are you crazy? Let's go.
Geez...
I almost had them. What a shame.
What the...
Baseball goddess Kim Yeonjeong!
Milky white skin Geum Boa!
Milky white skin Lee Seungyeop!
This is what I meant.
A man's pointless pride at baseball games.
You all like going to baseball games, right?
But I can't go.
If I go, people don't watch the game
and only look at me.
Even now you're all looking at me
instead of the comedy! Goodness!
How embarrassing! All eyes on me!
Moving on, a man's atomic pride
shows up when they see someone
they know on the street.
Aren't you Sanghun?
Who are you?
I'm Taehyeon's little sister Huiwon.
- Huiwon? / - It's you, right? Hello!
You're all grown up now!
Yes, I'm already 22 now.
Time sure flies.
You got so pretty.
The guys are all staring at you.
You're like an idol.
I'm not... I'll see you later, Sanghun.
- Yeah, sure. / - Good-bye.
She's like an idol now.
Sanghun, mom said to come home earlier.
- Are you nuts? / - Goodness!
- Have you lost your mind? / - Goodness...
Are those pants or underwear?
All the guys are staring!
So what? It's too hot to wear anything longer.
How about I shave your head to stay cool!
Go change!
What are you looking at? Don't look!
Don't look at my little sister!
Moving on, a man's atomic pride
shows up more clearly when we see the
difference between men and women.
First is when women go hiking.
Goodness...
That was so tough.
We're at the top!
- Let's take a photo up here. / - Yeah.
That's why I brought a selfie stick!
Let's go take one over there.
Okay!
Next is for men.
Are we there yet?
We're here.
Let's go back down.
Rice wine and acorn jelly.
Next is when women drink together.
- Cheers! / - Cheers!
That's good. Hey, Somi.
Isn't the interior here really nice?
Right? I noticed on our way in. Very pretty.
You're the prettiest one.
Huiwon...
- What? / - Don't you look in the mirror?
- What? / - You're prettier!
Oh, come on!
Next is for men.
Drink up.
Guys night out.
Loyalty.
Of course.
There are no chicks. I already checked.
What are you up to, Jieun?
Are you asleep, Miseon?
What are you up to, Huiran?
Are you asleep, Hyeran?
What are you up to, Nami?
Are you asleep, Miyeong?
I failed.
Guys night out!
Last drink for me.
Hello? Yeah, I'm alone.
Scumbag.
Do you really want a hot body?
The biggest project of Gag Concert in 2015.
We're the Last Health Boys!
Nothing is impossible!
Today is finally the 16th week of this skit.
This is what Changho looked like
when we first started the skit.
Let's see how he changed.
Changho... Step out!
Look how cut Changho is.
And...
Suyeong...
This is what Suyeong looked like when we
first started. Let's see how he changed.
Suyeong, step out!
Suyeong slimmed down so much.
There have been many changes over
the 16 weeks. Suyeong.
What's the first thing you want to do
if you achieve your goal today?
If I achieve my goal,
the first thing I want to do is eat white rice.
4 bowls of rice in some kimchi stew
and eat it like this...
You'll gain your weight back.
You have to keep it off once this is over.
Not that. What do you really want to do?
- What I really want? / - Yeah.
- Go ahead. / - Guys, can you come out?
- Guys? Who? / - Suyeong...
- Good for you. / - He got slim.
Wow...
Goodness...
My son!
He got so slim.
So, Suyeong...
What do you want to do
now that you're slim?
You fatso!
Lose some weight! You'll die at that rate.
This is what I most wanted to say.
That's what you wanted to do?
Hey.
That's what you wanted to say so badly?
- Yes. / - Good job.
And Changho.
You're in good shape now.
What do you most want to do?
- I want... / - Yeah.
- Mr. Bok's role. / - Mr. Bok?
So you had a Mr. Chang shirt made?
What's so great about Mr. Bok?
Hey, where'd Mr. Bok go?
Now you just come out shirtless.
Must you always enter like that?
Hey! You call that an entrance?
You should do this!
Get me out of here.
Jonghun.
- Just stay like that. / - Okay.
Okay.
Now...
We'll reveal the results of our efforts.
First is Changho.
After 16 weeks since he started this skit...
How has he changed?
Changho...
Show them!
Very nice. Very nice.
Changho got a hot body. Very nice.
- Seungyun! / - Yeah.
Thank you so much.
You need to work out more.
Next is Suyeong.
Will he achieve his goal
of being under 100kg?
Last week he was 100.8kg!
What about today?
98.3kg!
Thank you.
In 16 weeks Suyeong lost 70kg
and achieved his goal!
Seungyun...
Thank you for saving me.
- Good work. / - Thank you, Jonghun.
Bring me some scissors.
Thank you, everyone!
Okay...
The 16 week project is now over.
Changho and Suyeong
have regained their health.
Health Boy might be over...
But until all of Korea is healthy...
We're the Last Health Boys!
Nothing is impossible!
Dirty, dirty. Dirty, dirty.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Hey, Yeonggil.
You got really dressed up for this new skit.
You look totally sexy.
Look who's talking.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Hey...
Doesn't something seem strange today?
What does?
There seems to be many more
females in the audience today.
Why do you think?
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Oh, right.
Yeonggil.
I couldn't get a hold of you yesterday
or the day before.
What on earth were you doing for 2 days?
Looking in the mirror.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
What?
Wow.
That's dangerous. Put that weapon away.
What weapon?
I'll tell you.
It's your sharp nose.
I'm bleeding...
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Hello.
What's that?
A scented candle.
Lighting this relaxes you so
I'm going to light it at home.
Good-bye.
- Hey! Hey! Hey! / - What? What? What?
Don't light a candle in your house.
What if you start a fire?
Yeah, yeah.
Don't do that.
What are you saying?
You can't light a candle.
You'll start a fire.
Yeah, yeah. You'll start a fire.
Just for a moment.
- I don't know about that! / - Yeah, yeah.
I said no. Why can't you understand?
Yeah, you don't. But you're kind of fat.
I'll be watching it so it's safe.
Safe? I don't know about that?
You can open a safe.
You can't.
One household wanted to
light the candles on a birthday cake one day.
The entire family passed the fireman exam
and then lit the candles.
All I can do is laugh.
All you can do is laugh...
I don't know about that!
- Nice impression. / - No candles at home.
Yeah, don't light candles.
No scented candles,
no lights when you sleep
and don't turn the TV on when you eat.
You should stop eating.
- What? / - You might die before me.
- What was that? / - I don't know about that!
- Yeah, yeah. / - You can't.
Think about it.
Let's say you light a candle at home.
- Then it'll get warm. / - Yes.
You'll cause global warming.
You'll be the cause to global warming!
You're destroying the environment!
Yeah, you're a destroyer.
- I'll cause global warming? / - Yeah.
Just because I light a candle they'll say,
"Why is it so hot?"
"It's because of Song Pylgeun's candle!"
Then they'll crowd around my house.
"Pylgeun, put out your candle! Put it out!"
They'll protest like that and then
a seal will show up next to them...
A polar bear will be like...
Cola...
Gulp, gulp...
Are you insane?
- You're as stubborn as a mule! / - Yeah.
- You were first... / - How dare you...
Global warming? Come on!
Do you think I lived to be 100 to see this?
Fighting all the time...
You're killing my eyes.
Someone's here.
What are you on about? I don't see anyone.
You don't? I can't either.
Such big temperature changes.
I'm a bit chilly.
That's warm.
He must be here for me.
No, no! My eyes don't hurt.
Why would they?
If I wanted to I could stop blinking
until the day I die.
Look.
- He's really good. / - Yeah.
What if I did this?
What?
What if I did this?
You're very good at this
but your eyes are tearing up.
What times is it?
You don't have a watch.
No, no, no!
I can bend spoons with my eyes.
Watch. Just grab these...
- Sir... / - Wow...
Goodness...
See that?
Go! Go! Bye!
Why doesn't that old man close his eyes?
If he did they'd be closed forever.
What does that mean?
- I don't know about that! / - Geez...
- How many times must I say no? / - Wooil!
Seongdong!
Hold on, hold on...
Yeah.
I keep getting calls.
So many people looking for me.
You're so popular, Seongdong.
Loan sharks. He's always on the run.
It's okay.
So what's that?
I thought about it.
I've done many regretful things in my life.
I'll light this candle,
pray and reflect on my sins.
That sounds good.
- Go ahead. / - Thanks.
You should light a candle.
Bye.
How cute.
- What was that? / - What?
Why is it okay for him and not me?
- He has many regrets in his life. / - Yeah.
Then you go do things you'll regret.
I'll let you light a candle.
- Do things I'll regret? / - Yeah.
So just so I can light a scented candle...
How can I do things I'll regret?
I know! I'll get totally drunk and
text my ex-girlfriend...
"Are you asleep?"
Then I see it the next day...
"How embarrassing! Why'd I do that?"
No, this isn't enough.
I'll quit my job I worked so hard to get.
So I call them.
"Hello, chief.
Why am I calling now?
I'm quitting, fool!
Forget you! Bye!
Your breath stinks by the way!
Punk..."
I can start a business to earn a living.
But I only have $20 in my bank account.
"Why'd I do that?" I'm filled with regret.
Then after I end up a penniless bum
I come back to this place and light a candle
thinking, "I shouldn't have done that."
Yeah.
It's Chief Lee on the phone.
- It's Chief Lee. / - Chief!
- Hurry! / - It's not like that, chief!
Hurry!
- Mister! / - What?
- Just hear me out. / - What is it?
I have a lot of depressing things in my life.
I just want to light a candle and feel healed.
- You're depressed? / - Yes.
You should've said so sooner!
Okay, okay. Go light your candle.
- Thank you. / - But!
You can wet your pants if you light a candle
at night, pee in your pants now.
- Go ahead. / - Geez...
Who pees in their pants just to
light a scented candle?
Wooil...
What the...
- What is this? / - Wooil.
What is this?
Give me some salt, Wooil.
What happened? You're 50 years old.
I said I'd light a candle. I should do this first.
That's right.
- What? / - I'll give you bay salt.
- Thanks. / - See?
- You pee too. / - Why would I?
Stop it! Why are you putting that there?
Stop it already!
So frustrating...
My teeth...
My teeth are killing me.
No, no! They don't hurt!
My teeth are strong!
I can bite into anything.
- Sir... / - Give me anything.
- Can you bite an apple? / - An apple...
Goodness, sir.
Then can you bite into this? A radish.
A radish. No problem.
Easy.
I have strong teeth.
- You can bite into anything? / - Anything.
- I don't think you can bite this. / - What?
- This. / - This?
How can I do that?
No, no. I'm fine.
What are you going to do, sir?
- Put this here... / - What are you doing?
Calm down, sir...
- What's with the rice? / - Rice...
- What's the rice for? / - Rice...
- What's this? / - Rice!
- It's really rice. / - Just take him.
- This is... / - Two bags!
- Sir... / - Three bags!
- Three bags? / - With your teeth?
- Right. / - You'll lift that with your teeth?
Careful.
Sir...
Don't ever try this if you're under 100.
Do you want to take a bag of rice home?
I don't want it.
We eat barley rice.
- Barley? / - Yes.
- Only barley rice. / - Really?
Sir...
Here I go.
Sir...
Goodness...
Why is everyone so stubborn?
Ta-da.
Sherlock is so sexy.
I love you.
What are you doing?
These are business hours.
That's why we have no customers!
Sorry.
- Not enough work to do? / - No...
Here.
Take these.
Count them. Count them now!
- Hurry and count them! / - Freeze!
Down on the ground!
What are you doing?
A real robber!
Listen to me!
Put the money in here.
Money in the bag.
Give him the money!
She'll get suspicious if I don't answer.
Keep your traps shut!
Hey, mom.
Yeah.
I'm not causing trouble.
Where am I? I'm at the temple.
You told me to go for Buddha's Birthday.
It doesn't seem like I'm at a temple?
Save us, merciful Buddha!
You act too!
This is a temple.
But I go to church.
I said to act!
Monk.
Mom, I have to go back in. Bye.
He's mad now!
Did you just slap me?
I'm sorry!
- That was great. / - What?
Great sound effect!
I didn't know I had this talent.
Don't worry today.
Your mom won't hear your name
on the news tonight.
- Sit comfortably. / - Thank you!
And you.
- Excuse me? / - You!
Yes?
You were great too.
I was?
Your Buddha was great!
I thought you were a statue of Buddha!
I almost bowed to you!
You sit comfortably too.
That was great.
You fooled me again!
Amazing!
- She looks like one... / - You're laughing?
Why are you laughing?
Hey!
I told you to act like you were at a temple!
You didn't do anything!
I was a silent monk.
Down on all fours.
Why would you do that? Get down!
I'm sorry!
I have my position. Don't make me do that.
- Can't get on the ground? / - Yes...
Count all those coins then.
What?
Count them!
How can I count all these?
If you do, I'll let you live.
- How about just half? / - I'll shoot you!
I'll count them!
She'll go nuts if I don't pick up.
Hey, honey.
I'm at a funeral.
Huh? I'm not lying.
- I'm at a funeral. / - Oh, no!
I'd like some spicy stew and boiled meat.
Why do they sound so happy at a funeral?
Goodness! I have no luck with my husband,
daughter-in-law or son!
Why did you come here?
Get out of here! You killed my son!
I have to go. I can't take a call now. Bye.
Hey, you...
You!
Hey, you! You!
I told you to act! Why didn't you do anything?
You said to count the coins!
Did you just get angry at me?
I'm sorry!
- I'm not good at acting. / - Hey.
I don't expect much.
Just bow or something!
But I go to church.
I'm sorry.
- Why do you go to church? / - I'll pray.
Why do you go to church?
- To go to heaven. / - Heaven?
Yes.
I'll send you there now.
It's too soon!
- Go! / - It's too soon to go today!
I'll do whatever you tell me to!
- You will? / - Yes.
Count them again.
What?
You're with me until the end today!
The cops will come and use white paint.
This outline...
That's you!
Save me!
Count them!
- Okay! / - And you.
You were the one crying?
I'm sorry.
- Was it you? / - I'm sorry!
That was great.
Your wailing was great!
How are you so good at crying?
My dad cries often.
Why?
He feels bad whenever he sees my face.
Show me that amazing acting again.
- Again? / - On him.
- I'm sorry. / - What?
- Oh, no! / - So loud!
I have no luck with my job!
I ended up with this octopus for a boss!
Get lost! Get lost!
She changed her lines.
Someone might think that you
totally hate this guy!
It was acting.
That felt god.
What did you say?
You two got me out of trouble. Good job.
- Thank you. / - Very good.
You tore my shirt.
- Phone call. / - Oh, no. This is bad.
What is it?
It's a video call from my girlfriend!
Video call!
- It's a funeral! / - A video call!
This is bad...
Hey, honey.
- What should we do? / - Yeah.
Why won't you believe me?
Where's the chief mourner?
He's...
Here he is.
Thank you!
That was him.
Who passed away?
Well...
- Here! / - Here...
Here he is.
A foreigner?
- A foreigner... / - No, well...
Foreigners die too!
No, I mean...
You didn't see a foreigner.
Here!
See?
It looked weird?
- It wasn't weird at all. / - It looked weird.
I'll show you one more time. Hold on. Look.
See?
I shouldn't be doing this at a funeral.
Bye.
Your crisis management skills were great!
I really thought you were a funeral photo
and almost lit incense in front of you.
You shouldn't do that.
Our best actor...
Look at his clothes! He's a mess!
Put this on.
Get comfortable.
I've never worn a robber's outfit before.
Very nice.
Thank you.
Where's my gun?
My gun...
I got you!
Yeah! Yeah!
Hold still!
I got you now!
- Okay, I got him! / - Freeze!
It's not me!
I'm an actor!
I'm not a bad person! I go to church!
Save me! Looks like I'll end up in heaven!
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
Hurray, Korea!
As you can see, we're all one.
We may have grown up
in different environments
but we all have the same memories,
experiences and have done
the same things in our lives.
Now we will prove here that we are all one.
If you feel what we say is...
- Oh, that's true. / - Then it's yes.
- Come on. No way. / - Then it's no.
Say it. Yes or no.
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
We can become one through
how we take photos.
- Taehun. / - Yeah.
Take a photo with me and this background.
Here I go.
It's showing me.
It's on selfie mode.
Okay, okay.
- Here I go. / - Go ahead.
1...
1, 2...
Your mom is calling.
Mom, I'll call you back.
Yes or no?
Have any of these things happened to you?
- It has. / - It's always your mom that calls.
This has happened.
- It has. / - It has.
And...
Guys at a field trip.
1, 2, 3.
Click.
And...
When you take a trip to the beach.
1, 2, 3.
This!
- You have to all be in the air. / - You jump.
You try 100 times to get this photo right.
90 times were because of me.
- I can't jump high. / - That's right.
And girls are different.
For girls...
Taking the photo.
1, 2, 3.
Click.
1, 2, 3.
Click.
Have you done this?
They take the photo like this
and say it looks good.
How? You're covering your faces!
Parents take photos differently.
This is when dads take photos.
- For dads. / - 1, 2, 3.
Click.
But for moms...
1, 2, 3.
Click.
Have you seen a photo like this? Yes or no?
- Yes, they all have. / - They have.
And...
When you see your parents' profile photos.
For dads...
They have their foot up on a rock.
Yes or no?
They always put one foot up.
- They do. / - Always.
And...
- For moms... / - Moms.
- Always surrounded by flowers. / - Yes?
This.
- This is actually my mom! / - Yes or no!
- My mom! / - Say it! Yes or no!
This time we'll make you all agree
by going back to our school days.
When it's time for class...
- The bell! / - The bell for class.
- What the... / - Huh?
Where's the teacher?
Maybe he forgot about class.
Yeah!
Let's keep it quiet so he doesn't find out.
Quiet down! Quiet down!
Fooled you!
Dang it!
- Did a kid ever pull this prank? / - Yes.
- Always. / - He impersonates the teacher.
Next person that comes in is the teacher.
This has happened.
- Yes. / - Next...
When class starts some kids
seem to try very hard.
Some kids do this.
They're very focused on something.
If you look carefully, there's an earphone.
Some kids listen to music like this.
He's focused on his music.
- Hey. / - Yeah?
Was I too loud?
Has this ever happened?
You couldn't control the tone of your voice.
You speak very loudly.
It's happened.
And when class starts
you can't help but feel sleepy.
You especially can't take it during 5th period.
You feel tired if you get lettuce for lunch.
This has happened.
This is how you solve this.
X equals -3.
Got it?
Kim Kilee.
Has this happened? Yes or no?
You start nodding like you understood.
Why are you shaking your leg?
You pretend like you didn't fall asleep.
- There's another one. / - Another one.
The teacher is like...
X equals -3.
If you look at the next page...
Goodness!
Has this happened? Yes or no?
- Yes or no? / - Yes or no?
You suddenly kick the seat in front of you.
You have no idea what he was dreaming.
This has happened.
- It has. / - Yes.
So you're in class focusing...
It wasn't me!
It wasn't me either.
- Did the teacher fart? / - Geez...
So annoying...
But you look to your side and...
Have you seen a kid do this?
Yes or no?
It really stinks from the lettuce.
- This has happened. / - It has.
Until the day all of Korea is one!
Say it! Yes or no!
Say it! Yes or no! Say it! Yes or no!
Mr. Song.
Yes, sir.
I heard that the people after my position
have hired killers.
Don't worry, sir. I'll protect you.
- I trust you, Mr. Song. / - Yes.
I'm a killer.
There's the target.
As I calculated,
when he goes into his tent
I'll roll him off the cliff with his tent
and finish him.
- Sir. / - Yeah.
Change into something more comfortable.
Okay, I should change since I'm here.
Let's see...
This is nice.
Here's my chance.
Who is that? Stop messing around!
Stop it! Stop messing around!
Who is that?
Stop messing around!
What's your deal?
You have to sleep outdoors.
What?
I failed.
Hey! Goodness...
Mr. Song! My tent is gone!
It's just your imagination.
- It is? / - Yes.
So I guess it's still here. Okay.
Have a seat.
We're...
Brothers...
And Killers.
Red, Yellow and Blue.
- We have... / - The best...
Teamwork.
This is our plan.
We'll shoot this dart and make him faint.
Then finish him off.
Let's do this.
Load the poison dart...
1...
2...
What's that sound?
Hold it.
This...
We failed.
Sorry, man.
Mr. Song.
Something is suspicious.
Are you doing your job properly?
I ordered fish stew.
You're doing a great job.
I'm also a killer.
My mission today is finish him off by
pretending to cook him fish stew.
Here I go.
- Sir. / - Yes.
Here's the fish stew you ordered.
That sure looks good. Thank you.
Here...
- I'll add the fish. / - Okay.
Here.
- One fish... / - Great.
Goodness...
- Two fish... / - All right.
- This sure looks good. / - Here...
- Yes. / - The last one...
Wait, wait.
What is this?
Nice and spicy.
No, wait.
I get it's supposed to be spicy
but this fish and that fish
look very different.
This was caught today.
Goodness, it's still alive.
Hold on... That's not alive.
The eyes and mouth look drawn on.
It doesn't smell fishy.
Of course it wouldn't!
But this place will smell like blood soon.
Get that out of here!
I failed.
Why are you glaring? That looks weird!
I'm so offended, I can't eat this. Take it!
It sure is chilly.
I'm a killer.
I'll use my beauty to seduce and kill him.
I'll seduce him like a scene from a drama.
Here I go.
It looks like you're here alone.
Yes.
Me too.
Is that a sweet potato?
Yes, would you like one?
Thank you.
Goodness...
Why'd you put so much on me?
Are you insane?
Hey!
Go!
Get out of here!
Hey!
You...
I can't believe this...
I failed.
What's with her?
Geez...
We're...
Brothers...
And Killers.
Red, Yellow and Blue.
- We won't... / - Fail...
This time.
This is our plan.
We'll put poison on this arrow...
And hit him with him to finish him.
Let's do this.
Okay.
Die.
Hold this.
Are you okay?
Hey...
This works well...
We failed. Sorry!
Mr. Song.
Did you just hear two people collapse?
- It's just your imagination. / - Thought so.
Okay.
I won't fail twice.
I'll seduce him and make him...
I won't fail twice.
I'll seduce him and make him hold me
and then I'll finish him. Here I go.
- Excuse me. / - Yes.
I'm so cold right now.
Can I share your fire?
You're the girl from before!
This is a tan.
Really? It looks good.
- Have a seat. / - I'm so cold.
Oh, are you?
Cover your legs with this.
Oh, you're so kind.
It's nothing. Go ahead.
- But... / - Yes?
I'm still a bit cold even like this.
Then... Here's my jacket.
This should be warm.
Not this...
Then there's only one thing left to do.
Can you stand up?
I really shouldn't...
Goodness...
- Gosh... / - No...
- Just hold still. / - Hold on...
No, just hold still.
- What are you doing? / - Hold still.
- Wait... / - There. Finished.
Done.
Isn't that warm?
Yes.
I'm so warm.
Really?
- But... / - No, just go now.
That's it.
I failed.
Yes, just crawl away.
- Just like that. / - I'll go now.
That's it.
That's it. Very good.
Geez...
That fatty has good eyes.
This time I'll pretend to give him
a sleeping bag and finish him off.
Sir.
- Yes. / - Would you like a sleeping bag?
- Yes, someone took mine. / - I've got him.
They even give you sleeping bags here.
But I only rented one. What will you do?
- I'm going home. / - Really?
Yes.
So you're going to leave.
- Wait... / - Here it comes.
Goodness.
Here.
Wait... What is this?
A sleeping bag.
This is a sleeping bag?
Goodness...
Have a nice rest.
You're acting strangely polite.
I don't think I'll just have a nice rest in here.
- I think I'll rest in peace. / - Really?
- I'm not using this. / - These clothes...
Should be nice and refreshing.
No!
I'm not wearing that!
If I wear these in there, I'll never wake up.
We're serving spicy stew and boiled meat
tomorrow for breakfast.
- Go in. / - That's food for a funeral!
Get rid of this!
I failed.
Go!
Geez...
Mr. Song, I would've been in big trouble
if I went in there.
That scared me to death.
Mr. Song!
A killer from the other world!
It's just your imagination.
- It is? / - Yes.
But he's coming!
I should run!
He went that way.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Hey, Sanghun.
You should settle down now.
Who are you going to marry?
Good question.
How many am I allowed to marry?
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Hey.
Kang Jungho's Major League game and
Son Heungmin's Bundesliga game
is on at the same time. What will you watch?
Me?
The mirror.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Hey, Sanghun.
You think you're so great?
You got money?
No.
- You got a car? / - No.
- You got a house? / - Nope.
Then why?
Why are you so popular with the ladies?
I don't know.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Hey.
Let's end this by making all the women faint
like knocking down bowling pins.
That's easy as pie.
But we don't have a bowling ball.
A bowling ball to knock down the ladies.
Here it is!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle.
Byungchul.
- Yes, captain. / - You're keeping up, right?
Yes.
Nobody knows what will happen
if you go in that crater.
But someone has to go in.
- Yes. / - Let's start.
Yes.
You didn't get me!
You lost!
What are you talking about? You lost!
Something was really fast just now.
- No! / - I really felt the impact. Come in.
That hurt!
How? There's no gravity?
Something hurt me. That felt strange.
- No... / - Just send the robotic probe!
Strange...
Delta, Delta. Come in. Come in.
This is the control center...
I'm Jung...
The reception isn't good so it cuts off.
Control center, speak up. What is it?
Professor, you wanted another robotic probe
and I took care of it.
Really? You're the best.
We didn't have enough.
But I bet it was expensive.
That's true but you...
It sounds like you're cursing me!
You laugh?
You're did that on purpose! Get him back!
Time to eat.
The food is here.
- The food. / - Today we're having...
Cold noodles.
- Cold noodles! / - Tube food again?
You said you were sick of tube food
so today...
I got a bar!
Bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar, bar!
This is cold noodles. This is mixed noodles.
It's red.
Which one is which?
These aren't cold noodles!
Those aren't just normal cold noodles.
They're Pyongyang cold noodles!
Just because you speak in dialect?
Just trying to get in the mood.
Well, it doesn't feel like it to me.
Can't we get some proper cold noodles?
You know what I mean.
On a hot summer day
when cicadas are...
- The asphalt is cooking... / - Sounds good.
Why would you eat the asphalt?
You want to eat anything that cooks.
You step into the cold noodle restaurant
and feel the air conditioning on your body...
You sit down and order,
"Cold noodles and mixed noodles please!"
Sounds good.
Those are leftovers from the last customer!
Wait until they clear the table.
"Please clear the table."
You go to the kitchen and see an old lady
rinsing hot noodles in cold water.
She puts them in a bowl.
She tops it with cucumbers and radish
as well as half a hardboiled egg.
The pot of broth is all slushy with ice.
Slush, slush, slush, slush...
Cold, cold, cold, cold.
All ready. Time to eat.
You can't just eat it yet.
Add vinegar and mustard.
- Okay, okay. / - Add the vinegar...
- Like this. / - How?
Showing off!
And add the mustard like this.
Spider-Man!
This is making me hungry.
Okay, okay.
Time to eat. Grab some cucumber,
radish and noodles...
Drink some broth.
My head!
Don't we have any of that?
Oh, right. I asked the space station
to supply us with cold noodle ingredients.
Okay, okay.
This is Gamma.
I'm coming with your supplies.
Do you have ingredients for cold noodles?
- Yes, I have them. / - Hurry!
- Sounds good. / - Hurry!
Got it.
It's so hot. You're all working hard.
You're sweating. Take your helmet off.
Where are the cold noodles?
He can't breathe!
Oh, no!
Are you okay?
You'd better keep your helmet on.
- That was close. / - I'm so winded...
The ingredients.
- Take the noodles. / - Noodles.
Here's the broth.
- What's that? / - These are...
Hardboiled eggs.
- Okay, okay. / - Eggs!
- Should we eat these first? / - Yes.
- They look good. / - Hardboiled eggs.
Why'd you hit me?
You crack hardboiled eggs on the head.
- Right. / - Really?
- Me too. / - What are you doing?
Missed me!
- Missed... / - No broth.
Give us the broth!
Don't fly away!
Use the thrusters!
You left it here!
- The broth! / - Why'd you hit him so hard?
I didn't mean to! How annoying!
You're no help at all!
Geez... We have no broth.
How will we eat the noodles?
Delta, Delta.
Come in. Come in.
- Professor. / -Yeah.
Your daughter is here to see you.
My pretty daughter Nahee?
- Yes. / - Nahee!
Dad!
My pretty daughter...
Goodness! She scared me!
It paused! Nahee, say something.
It's me.
It looks like you're hot.
I bet it's hot on Earth since it's summer.
- Yes. / - Yes.
- It's so... / - It's so...
What the...
What are you doing?
Where are you looking?
Nahee, just go home!
Thank you.
For what? You did that on purpose!
Done!
- You're so sensitive. / - Finished!
I made broth.
Broth?
Take the noodles. Here's the broth.
Where'd you get broth?
Like this.
Come on!
That's so gross!
Just trying to get in the mood.
That's not appetizing at all!
- Geez... / - Get that out of here.
This is Gamma.
Coming again with the broth.
Hurry up with that broth.
Yes, sir.
It should be good now.
Pour it in here.
- The broth... / - That sure looks good.
Who gets to eat first?
Me! Me!
- You'll eat it all in one bite. / - Then me...
- You haven't done anything. / - Okay...
You go first since you worked so hard.
- Thank you. / - We can eat after him.
Cold noodles...
- He's eating a lot! / - That's too much!
No, no. I'll cut it for you.
- That's so much. / - There we go.
Now we can eat.
Let's eat...
Why'd you cut that?
I'm going to eat this then!
No big difference. No big difference.
50 steps, 100 steps.
This, that.
Basically, it's the same.
No big difference. No big difference.
These cookies.
This guy's hair.
No big difference. No big difference.
G-Dragon's hair.
This feather duster.
No big difference. No big difference.
Sandara Park's hair.
Cockle.
No big difference. No big difference.
But not everything is so similar.
Park Seongho's one step back!
- One step back! / - One step back!
Worse than before.
- One step back! / - One step back!
When male celebrities
dress like women
Dongjun looks like Han Gain,
Kim Soohyun looks like Suzy
but Will Smith is one step back!
One step back!
- One step back! / - One step back!
No big difference.
Reports of celebrities dating.
Cell phone bill. No big difference.
Why so much?
No big difference. No big difference.
The last piece of meat.
Me in the club.
No big difference.
Everyone leaves it alone.
No big difference. No big difference.
A guy's first love.
My mom's eyebrows.
No big difference.
Can't erase them.
No big difference. No big difference.
No big difference in university festivals.
University festivals these days
are full of passion,
many people come
and there's much to see.
But?
There are so many places to drink!
No big difference. No big difference.
Everyone,
enjoy the festival
but my class will still go on.
There's always a professor like this.
No big difference. No big difference.
- Let's just drink. / - Yeah.
We're not going to watch some singers.
Introducing EXID!
Up, down, up, up, down!
Guys always do this.
No big difference. No big difference.
We'll start the festival with fireworks!
My tuition paid for that!
No big difference. No big difference.
We'll give a gift to the student
that clapped the loudest.
My tuition paid for that too!
No big difference. No big difference.
We'll bring in the idol singers
for the finale of our festival.
My tuition paid for that!
No big difference. No big difference.
Anyway...
To the thankful professors...
That came to our tent...
Told us many good things...
And drank with us until late at night...
Let us have fun on our own!
No big difference. No big difference.
Hello, everyone.
I'm Park Yeongjin of Minsang Debate.
The Seong Wanjong list
that shocked the nation.
The prosecution summoned
Governor Hong Junpyo
and then former prime minister
Lee Wangu to investigate.
So today we'll have comedians
Yu Minsang and Kim Daesung
talk about the prosecution investigation
of the illegal political funds.
Minsang.
- What do you think? / - You startled me...
What? Prosecution what?
What of the prosecution investigation
of the illegal political funds?
Now he asks me about the prosecution...
Have I done something wrong to you?
The prosecution is investigating wrong?
No, no!
No, they're doing well?
Oh, come on!
What are they doing well?
They should do their job properly?
I see.
I'll ask Daesung now.
What do you think?
Do I have to talk too?
Go ahead.
Once I organize my personal thoughts
on the prosecution investigation,
I'll call you privately.
- I'll be waiting for your call. / - What?
Hey! Wait a minute!
Why does he get to...
Then I'll also call you privately after
I organize my thoughts.
You'll call?
- Yes. / - Alright.
Then call this number.
- What? / - 02...
3480-2000.
Is this your home phone number?
It's the Public Prosecutors' Office.
Call them by today.
Why would I call them?
There's no point in calling them?
Fine, then call this number.
02-730-5800.
What's this number?
The number to the Blue House.
Come on!
Not the number to the Blue House!
Not the number to the Blue House?
So you want the President's number?
What? Why would I call the President?
Why would you call the President?
You want the President to call you?
Call this number!
This is Yu Minsang's number!
010-311-7...
Stop that!
Let's stop this nonsense please.
Alright, we'll stop the nonsense and...
- Go right into the debate. / - No, no...
Rip each other apart regarding
the prosecution investigation.
Start!
You go.
I'm not going to talk today.
Go! Your senior is telling you to.
Why are you being so stubborn today?
- Wangu? / - What?
You want to talk about former prime minister
Lee Wangu? Go ahead.
It's not like that!
Stubborn is different from Wangu!
So Lee Wangu changed his words?
Are you kidding me?
He should stop kidding around?
Hold on...
Quit talking about Lee Wangu!
- Quit it? / - Yes.
He quit being a prime minister.
He should quit being a congressman too?
Yeongjin, you can keep attacking me
but you can't beat the truth.
No! It's not the truth, it's a lie!
When he goes to karaoke
he always sings god's "Lie."
- That doesn't matter! / - Good-bye...
- Shut it! / - 010-311...
Stop it!
Stop saying my number!
Why are you doing this to me?
$100,000? Hong Junpyo that's suspicious
of receiving $100,000?
You have something to say about that?
Oh, come on. I'm not doing this.
So that money is his wife's secret fund?
That's nonsense!
His wife's secret fund is nonsense?
Quit talking about Governor Hong Junpyo!
He should quit being a governor?
Minsang is strongly stating that Lee Wangu
should resign as a congressman and that
Hong Junpyo should resign as a governor.
Viewers, the opinions of Yu Minsang
do not reflect the opinions of
Gag Concert's director Jo Junhui.
They are Yu Minsang's personal opinions.
This is a filmed broadcast so it will air.
Please be understanding.
That makes no sense!
Now we'll hear from the audience.
Anyone? Go ahead.
I'm a university student living in Incheon.
I'm Kim Seunghye.
Minsang, I hear you're good at baseball
and you're the cleanup hitter on the
Gag Concert baseball team.
I'm a big guy so
I can knock them out of the park.
So I want to ask you...
On this list...
Who's the next one up?
What kind of question is that?
Answer her.
Minsang, don't you have someone in mind?
I don't!
You don't? Nobody else to be summoned?
The investigation will end with those two?
Why are you doing this?
So you think another will be summoned?
Who will be next?
What is this?
Get that out of here!
A name from the top?
Is it Ha Taeyeol or Hong Munjong?
- Take that away! / - So at the bottom?
Lee Byeonggi or Kim Gichun.
Is this so important?
The order isn't important?
It's important that they're summoned?
Right! He always talks about summoning!
- He ate an entire cow yesterday! / - Hey!
That wasn't funny at all!
Let's stop talking about things like this
and talk about something fun.
Alright. As you wanted,
we'll make it fun, Minsang.
- Yes. / - There are 3 topics...
Inside this box.
3, 6, 9 game, ideal type World Cup
and prosecution.
Choose one of these 3 topics.
Minsang, you pick first.
- Anything but prosecution... / - What?
Anything but prosecution...
Ta-da.
You chose prosecution!
No, no, no!
- Talk about the prosecution. / - No, no...
- I'll let Daesung pick first. / - No, no...
- Okay then. Daesung. / - No...
Pick one.
Hey...
- I pick this one. / - You picked 3, 6, 9.
- Hey... / - Go ahead.
- Hey! / - 3, 6, 9. 3, 6, 9...
Hold it!
Stop the game!
He picked while looking!
Then why didn't you look when you picked?
We made this clear so you can see.
Why would you look at the sky and pick?
Is something up there?
I'll pick again!
- Look and pick. / - Okay.
- Ideal type. / - You picked ideal type.
We'll do the ideal type
World Cup with Minsang.
- Choose carefully. / - Yes.
Here.
Han Jimin or Han Gain.
1, 2, 3.
- Han Jimin. / - Han Jimin.
Kim Museong or Moon Jaein.
1, 2, 3.
What the...
Museong? Kim Museong?
Got it.
Ruling party or opposition party. 1, 2, 3.
Hey!
- Opposition? / - No!
Look here!
So the ruling party.
Got it.
Saenuri or NPAD? 1, 2, 3.
You're trying to get me in trouble?
So the first one?
No, no!
Got it. We just found out
Minsang's ideal type in politics.
That's not true!
This doesn't count. I'm not doing this.
Not this? Then only one topic remains.
Prosecution.
I'll talk more about the investigation
with the two of you.
Why do you keep doing this to us two?
- Two? / - Yes.
Why are they only investigating
Hong Junpyo and Lee Wangu?
They should summon the remaining 6?
You're insisting again.
Just wait...
Why aren't you talking?
- I... / - Stop dragging it out!
They should stop dragging it out
and hurry with the investigation?
Come on!
They have to get to the bottom of this?
- What are you saying? / - Viewers...
Minsang is pressuring the prosecution.
You sounded like the chief prosecutor.
I did not!
- We'll keep talking... / - Wait!
This is a debate. How frustrating!
I want to talk.
We have to remove these corrupt politician!
That's why I brought a photo
of the most corrupt politician!
I got real close to the politician
and took this photo.
It's very clear.
Take a look!
It's this person!
Look at this mouth!
A mouth that loves taking bribes!
Who is that?
Such fierce eyes too.
- Yes! / - You can't see the eyes!
Where are the eyes?
- Here... / - Okay...
Let's wrap things up.
Minsang has systematically analyzed
Hong Junpyo and Lee Wangu's prosecution
as well as the prosecution investigation
of the illegal political funds.
This seemed more like Minsang's lecture
rather than a debate.
I lecture now? That's what I do?
Minsang, one last question.
How far do you think this
prosecution investigation will go?
Why would you ask me that?
The prosecution will announce that.
You'll go tell the prosecution?
Viewers, Minsang has announced that
he'll be going to the Prosecutors' Office.
Why would I go there?
Be nice to the reporters when you go there.
Shut it!
In the next episode we'll have Minsang here
after he is investigated all night and debate
about the rift between the Blue House
and Saenuri party after State Minister
for Political Affairs Jo Yunseon resigned.
Thank you.
Park Sharon!
What's all that stuff you bought?
I bought shopping bags.
$4.20 worth.
You overspent.
Oh, right. We have
Bae Yongjoon and Park Soojin's wedding.
We have to go so make sure you're free.
Why would I go there?
Don't you remember
Bae Yongjoon came to our wedding?
I do. He said this on our wedding!
"I'm against this marriage!"
Oh, my stomach...
Ouch, my stomach...
My stomach...
Yongjoon...
If I had grabbed your hand that day...
What would've happened to us?
If you regret it that much
go back to Yongjoon.
- What? / - Go back to Bae Yongjoon!
How could you say that?
So I can steal you back again.
I'm not worried at all.
You've really changed.
You're not the old Sungkwang.
- I changed? / - Yeah.
Here you go, sir.
Wait... That fan...
Remember it? This fan...
Back then you were the most
famous fortune teller in Gangnam.
You came to get your fortune told.
You still remember that day?
Is this where the famous fortune teller is?
It's good you came.
I can see it.
You're here because your
daughter-in-law is upsetting you!
I'm only 20!
The fortune teller is coming.
Excuse me...
Fortune teller.
He's being possessed now.
What ghost is this?
Capsaicin.
Excuse me.
- Fortune teller. / - Yeah.
I actually..
Yes... Goodness!
You have many men in your life.
That's true.
You've broken many hearts.
That's true.
I can see it!
- I see Hwang Jini in you! / - No wonder!
I knew it.
What do I do now?
Here. Keep this on you.
What is this?
A talisman?
It's my phone number.
What the...
So if I have this...
- I'll be safe? / - No. Choose one!
What?
Hop on straw cutters...
Or date me...
Little miss.
Sungkwang! Sungkwang!
Sungkwang!
Mr. CEO.
Get off me...
Mr. CEO.
- Away, demon! / - Mr. Park!
Mr. CEO.
What's this?
I bought the CD of the singer you like.
- Really? / - I did well, right?
What do you think you're doing?
"I did well, right?"
Yes, you did.
How dare you hit on Sungkwang
with that face?
Listen up...
IU.
Excuse me?
Say it out.
Ah...
Nice job on the surgery.
- I. / - Who were you trying to look like?
- Yu. / - Me?
How dare you hit on Sungkwang!
Get over here. I won't let this go.
- Stop it! / - How dare you?
Stop fighting because of me!
So stressful!
- I'm going to relieve my stress. / - No!
- Don't relieve your stress. / - What?
Don't relieve your stress!
Undo this instead.
Away, demon!
This is R-Point.
150th day of isolation.
Our platoon is starting to go crazy.
Commander, your condition has worsened.
I'm fine.
No. Medic!
Medic!
Salute.
He hasn't gone crazy, right?
No, sir. He graduated at the top of his class
in medical school. He's a true elite.
- Take a look at me. / - Quickly.
Take a look.
Your condition now...
What is it?
What was it again?
I took a boat to an island with my girlfriend...
What kind of ticket did I get?
Round-trip?
No. Then there's no point
in going to an island, dummy.
Yeah?
Then one-way ticket.
Yes, your tonsils are swollen.
What was that?
- He's an elite. / - Hurry and treat me.
When your tonsils are swollen...
What is it?
- Come on! / - When I went to the island...
I went to the mart
to buy some tasty food.
There were tags on the products to show...
- How much they cost. / - Price tags!
Yes, I'll hit you.
- What? / - Why would you?
Why would you hit me?
I don't want treatment from you.
- Get out of here. / - Yeah.
Okay.
If you don't want treatment from me...
What?
When I played hide and seek with my friends
I was it, so I counted to 10...
What did the other kids do?
What do you mean?
- They hid. / - Yes, you'll die.
What?
Calm down!
- What's his deal? / - Calm down, sir.
What is this?
It's raining all of a sudden.
When is the rescue team getting here?
Are you boys okay?
Who are you?
I've never failed a rescue mission during my
30 years of service. I'm Colonel Yun Hanmin.
Let's hurry and get out of here!
- Colonel Yun. / - What?
There are too many enemies around us.
Don't worry. It's dark since it's night
so they won't see us.
But we might get hypothermia
being out in the rain.
Don't worry. That's why I prepared ponchos.
We'll put these on and escape.
- Let's put on ponchos and escape. / - Yes.
- Put these on! / - Yes!
Let's go.
Let's escape!
That one really stands out.
At least I won't get wet.
But you'll get shot.
I'm going to die.
Sir!
- Colonel Yun! / - What is this?
Take these with you!
Save me!
Who are you?
I was captured by the enemy and I escaped.
What a relief.
It's all over for us.
We haven't been in contact for so long that
they think we're spying for the enemy.
I'll clear up that false charge.
How will you clear that up?
I'll clear everything up.
This is when you need this wash cloth.
Does this just clear up dead skin?
No.
Chief Kim accidentally put this on his head...
- And it made his hair fall out. / - What?
That's how good this is.
That doesn't make sense!
Please keep this in mind.
You must keep this in a bag
because if you put it in your pants...
- Your pants will fall off. / - Really?
Let me borrow that.
- Why? / - To remove this blur...
Hey!
We're not buying.
I hope you go clubbing to party all night
while you're on leave but
fall asleep at 10 p.m.
- My precious Friday night! / - No!
I'm sorry. I must be really tired.
Let's please get out of here.
We're surrounded by enemy.
How can we get out of here?
This is when you need this drain cleaner.
This can unclog anything.
Put it in your nose, and it'll clear up
a blocked nose.
Put it on your ear and it'll pierce your ear.
There's a lot of traffic on the highway.
Just pour some on and no more traffic.
That makes no sense!
Ambulances use this to get around.
It's like the parting of the Red Sea.
I have constipation.
- I just need one drop. / - Hey!
We're not buying.
I hope you get a letter from your girlfriend
saying that she met another man.
What are you saying?
Hey!
The enemy is coming!
We're all finished!
Stop him!
- I'll stop him. / - The enemy is coming!
How will you stop him?
This is when he needs this hair curler.
Just put it on your bangs
and roll it up to give yourself some volume.
I'm going to die with volume.
Everyone is crazy!
Welcome, new students
of Chicken High School!
I'm the smartest one here.
I'm Teacher Ticktock.
Let's start class today.
Where's my bag?
Go to the teachers' room and get my bag.
Okay!
- Hey! / - Yes?
Bring my bag!
I'm sorry!
The boys didn't come to school.
- Teacher. / - Why are you late?
- I'm sorry! / - Leave the bag and...
Go raise your arms.
Yes.
Teacher.
- Hey! / - The bag?
Get my bag! In the teachers' room!
Okay... Wait.
Teacher, isn't this your bag?
It is.
Right?
Why'd you yell at me then?
Why'd you yell at me?
What are you doing?
Telekinesis!
It's floating!
Teacher, want to try?
Be quiet, chickens!
Yes, yes, yes!
Have a seat!
Yes.
Let's start class now.
The first class is history.
Why did Lee Bangwon cause a rebellion?
Out of anger.
Good job!
Next is literature.
There are many types of writing.
"The time it tastes to blink is wasteful
because I can't see you during that time."
What is this?
- Cringe-worth. / - Good job!
The next class is PE!
Today, you'll do hand-stands.
Okay.
You can slip so put resin on your hands.
Teacher Ticktock.
What are you doing?
We're going to do hand-stands.
I'm great at standing on my hands.
Really? Show us.
I'll show you.
- I'll hold your legs. / - Hold my legs.
- Start. / - Here I go.
- Hey. / - What?
What are you doing?
Using a rice cake mallet!
Principal!
What are you doing?
I dreamed my face turned white.
Be quiet, chickens!
Yes, yes, yes!
Does my face look okay?
The next class is PE!
It's PE!
We'll do hand-stands today.
What are you doing?
- Principal. / - Yes?
What's with your face?
I must've put on too much sunscreen.
- I see. / - Yes.
We're doing hand-stands. Want to join us?
I can't do a hand-stand.
You look like you're good at it. I'll hold you.
Me?
- Call out to me. / - Okay.
Get ready. Start.
- Principal. / - What is it?
Principal, what are you doing?
Using a rice cake mallet!
Principal!
Principal, what's wrong?
This is the last episode of Chicken High...
Be quiet, chickens!
Yes, yes, yes!
- That was a close one. / - Why end it?
- Let's continue class. / - Teacher Ticktock!
- The next class is... / - Teacher Ticktock!
Chairman.
Yes, I'm chairman of this school
Half-and-half Chicken.
- Yes. / - A singer that graduated from...
Our school is visiting.
- Really? / - Yes.
Which singer?
Hello, I'm female rapper Cheetah's
little sister Chiseok...
Scaling!
Teacher Ticktock!
I'm sorry!
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Teach us hip hop!
Okay, hip hop basics. Dissing.
Try dissing me. Let's go.
- You're ugly! / - That was weak.
Your style is awful!
- Still weak. / - You should say this!
Get lost, scumbag!
Teacher Ticktock!
- I'm sorry! / - You called me a scumbag?
- No... / - Show us real hip hop!
Let's go crazy for hip hop! Yeah, yeah!
Our link together...
Go crazy!
Yeah!
Teacher Ticktock...
- Bring your letter of resignation! / - Sorry!
The next class is PE!
Let's all do hand-stands.
- What's this sound? / - What's this?
Teacher Ticktock.
Hello!
Who are you?
I'm Chinese Chicken.
My face is so white that
I don't need resin.
- Show us Peking Opera! / - Okay.
What are you doing?
Using a rice cake mallet!
End of class! Cock-a-doodle-do!
Yes, yes, yes!